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NEWEST ITEMS FOR SALE

SIMULATING THE ACT OF LOVE -- The Weird Paul Rock Band
The first full-length release by the Weird Paul Rock Band! 20 songs include 4 never before released tunes ("Hot Water Heater", "May I Sit on Your Ice Chest", "I.C. Lite and I PBR" and "Take a Dump on My Jacket".) The other 16 are studio re-recordings of songs from Paul's prior CD releases, including "I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese", "Cold Drinks" and "Bowl Cut". $7.00

POLICE BAFFLED; PUBLIC AROUSED -- Weird Paul & Ben Blanchard
Two songwriting masterminds team up on this 20 track release! Weird Paul
Rock Band keytardist Ben Blanchard and Weird Paul come up with some of
the catchiest songs yet! Includes "Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner", "The Frog
From Danforth's", "The Cars Were Video Stars", "Nutz, Sluttz and Butttz" &
"You Can't Use Martial Arts (In Football)". Extra, Extra, Read all about it! $6.00

OTHELLO --
OTHELLO was a band comprised of Weird Paul and his sister, Linda. This album was originally released on cassette in 1989, now available on CD for the first time! 19 songs include "Eat Pizza, Go to Jail", "Lie Detector", "Garbage Pickin" and "I'd Like to See the Brain Specialist". $6.00

WEIRD PAUL: A LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY - DVD!!
Produced and directed by Chicago filmmaker Stacey Goldschmidt, WEIRD PAUL: A LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY is an in depth look into a creative life. This is the story of how Paul's unique humor, do it yourself aesthetic and knack for writing catchy tunes has inspired so many people, including fellow rockers, aspiring musicians, artists, Chi-Chi's line cooks and family members. The film includes interviews with Lou Barlow (Sebadoh), Britt Daniel (Spoon), Calvin Johnson (Beat Happening), John S. Hall (King Missile), Paul Caporino (M.O.T.O.), Mr HCI (Happy Flowers), Ethan Buckler (King Kong), Karl Hendricks, Lord Grunge and Jackson (Grand Buffet), Manny Theiner, plus Paul's family and son, Tristan!
Official selection for the 2006 Chicago Underground and Leeds International film festivals. 66 minutes. $10.00

AS HEARD IN MY DREAMS -- THE LATEST WEIRD PAUL CD!!
AS HEARD IN MY DREAMS has 20 songs including "Pot of Macaroni",
"That's Child Abuse", "Take Another Picture of Me", "Devils" and
"Song John Denver Taught Me In a Dream"! Recorded just as they were
heard! $6.00

"LO FIDELITY HI ANXIETY" NO LONGER AVAILABLE! Weirdpaulmusic.com is completely out of Lo Fidelity Hi Anxiety on any format! If you are looking for one, your best bet is Ebay or Amazon. If you represent a label and would be interested in re-releasing the album on CD, please contact this site!

DOES ANYONE WANT THIS T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!! Hand silkscreened shirts based on the album cover of Does Anyone Want this are available in Mens and Womens styles in four colors. Shirts are Pre-Shrunk 100% Cotton. Limited supply!

Women's GREEN available in S, L $15.00 (Sizes run a little large)	Women's ORANGE RINGER available in S $18.00 (Only one left!)
Mens BLUE (SOLD OUT!) $15.00 (Medium shown- sizes run a little large)	Mens BONE (SOLD OUT!) $15.00 (Medium shown)
DAWT shirt design and photography by Nif-D. Models clockwise: Jessikat, Col. Fuzzby, Hollerin.

MEDICALLY NECESSARY --
MEDICALLY NECESSARY has 22 songs including "If You Choose Rock n Roll", "The Devils in Love", "Robot Armor", "More Time For MySpace™" and of course, "WINE COOLERS"!! Feel better today! $6.00

 

Listen to Tracks: Wine Coolers & Robot Armor

READ THE REVIEW OF MN IN THE PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER!!


MEDICALLY NECESSARY T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!! Get the shirt of the year! The MEDICALLY NECESSARY CD cover on an off-white shirt, available in M, L or XL, please specify. Limited supply! $12.00

WEIRD PAUL: A LO FIDELITY DOCUMENTARY -- This is the soundtrack of Stacey Goldschmidt's documentary on Weird Paul. 26 songs include the 24 that are heard in the movie. Many of the songs have been previously released on other Weird Paul albums (including some from the no longer available Lo Fidelity Hi Anxiety and Sucking Chest Wound) and there are also never before released live versions of 4 songs, acoustic versions of songs only heard in the movie and the only release of the music video version of "I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese"! There are also two bonus songs not heard in the movie: "I Dropped My Almond Joy Bar (MySpace version)" and "Human Eye 2006". The closest youll get to a Weird Paul greatest hits album! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese

WEIRD COOKIE -- WEIRD COOKIE is the first release by Weird Paul's (then 6-year old) son, TRISTAN PETROSKEY! The 25 song CD features goofy songs, messy noise and occasional back-up music from Tristans Dad! Titles include "Why Am I an Alien?", "Poopy Butt Song", "Ice Cream Backache", "Veiny Head", "Rock'n Robot", the death metal-esque "Why Does the Stag Beetle Eat the Bark" and a Roky Erickson cover! This is a non-profit release - all proceeds go straight to Tristan's college fund! Produced by WEIRD PAUL! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Veiny Head

ALBUM LENGTH WEIRD PAUL PETROSKEY RELEASES: CDs TAPES

CDS

I PUNCH YOU! -- 2004 CD release from Weird Paul features the Mad Baby on the cover, ready to knock your teeth out! 22 tracks featuring "Beinhauer Mortuary", "Stain Stick", "Do It, Damnit" and "We Love Computers". Don't you like it? No? Why not? - $6.00

Listen to Tracks: We Love Computers

 

THE MESS OF WEIRD PAUL -- Paul has written or co-written nearly 600 songs, but only part of that vast catalog has been released. Now, here are 27 more tunes that span the last 20 years! Mostly outtakes from various recording sessions, the tunes span all sorts of style and quality! Includes never-before heard tracks like "Shark in the Bathtub", "I Wish I Was Dead", "I Cover My Eyes" and "Pastaroni". Pick through the mess! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Take This Job and Shove It

2001 -- "2001" has 24 tracks! Featuring Weird Paul favorites like "Car Wreck (Cake)", "Kiss Me Monster", "I Got Drunk at Chuck E. Cheese", "X Says Kzzz" and "Where are My Colored Pencils?" Its what you've been waiting for - new music for a new century! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: X Says Kzz & Kiss Me Monster

BILLY JOEL LIKES CAKES -- From the archives! Paul recorded some cassettes in 1988/1989, featuring the "real", original lyrics to all of Billy Joel's songs (sung right over top of them!). All of these songs have now been collected, over ten years later, and released on one CD! The fourteen songs include "Tell Her About Cake", "You May Eat Cake", "Only the Good Eat Cake" and "The Longest Cake". New CD release includes 3 bonus tracks - new versions of "Only the Good Eat Cake", "You May Eat Cake" and "Uptown Cake"! Billy Joel's shocking lyrics about cake!! $6.00

YOUR FAVORITE GUM -- 2000 release! Paul gives us 12 more soon to be classic songs to chew on, featuring the hit "Please Don't Break My Atari"! Originally released by Home-aid recordings, now re-released by Rocks & Rolling. $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Please Dont Break My Atari

THE DAME THAT DROVE ME NUTS -- Finally after three and a half years, Paul did a cassette in 99! The 25 songs include "S & M Jen", "My Cat Eats Moths", "Try the Christmas Drink!", "My Midget Makes Me Mad" and "I Feel Like Im Gonna Cry, But I Feel Kind of Happy"! The production quality overall is excellent! The first of two Paul Petroskey releases (without the "Weird"). Still Weird, though! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: My Cat Eats Moths & Half of the Damned

THE BLAZING BULKHEADS -- In 1996, Paul put together a 4 piece band, which played 6 shows over the next year, when they broke up all too early. These are the only recordings of "The Blazing Bulkheads"! Hear "I Dropped My Almond Joy Bar", "Look! I'm in Love", "Fun Guy With Fungi", "I Shouldn't've Bought This Magazine", plus 20 more on this tape (some are older Weird Paul songs played by a real band!). Rock & roll that delivers! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Look! I'm in Love

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THE PROLIFERATION OF MATTER -- There sure is a lot of stuff in the world! Where does it all come from? Hard to say, but Paul wants to do his part, so he's put out yet another tape! 27 new songs include "Human Eye", "I Got Fired From Silo", "Night Shift" and "Miss Sunny Head". Bring some more matter into your life! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Human Eye & Miss Sunny Head

 
BEST SLED EVER -- 1995 finally brought Paul's first full length original release since 91's LO FIDELITY, HI ANXIETY. You can tell its gonna be great right away from the picture of the old woman on a sled! 26 new songs feature "Emergency", "Disgusting Fish", "Cold Drinks", "Small Cash Prize" and "The Mad Bomber"! Best ever? You decide! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Disgusting Fish

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WORM IN MY EGG CREAM -- Weird Paul (concept) album with 16 songs all titled "Worm in My Egg Cream". The songs were all inspired by a key scene in the movie "Squirm". Crazee and hilarious! Not for the squeamish! $6.00

MY LAST TAPE -- These are the last songs recorded before Paul died. The first ones ever to be recorded on four-track. 30 songs of joy and pain (mostly pain) include: "Geraldo Made Me Kill", "I Drank Barium", "Free Innoculations Today" and "Shoot Me Now". 1990 Weird Paul. $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Geraldo Made me Kill

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DOES ANYONE WANT THIS? -- Not really. But Paul will try anything. This 1989 release has 32 great songs including "Bank Robber", "Two Xtra Dogs", Bono Bono Mono", "You Can Own Your Own Home" and "Stop Spitting in the Rug". Truly the most! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: You Can Own Your Own Home Without Even Breaking My Heart

LIVE AT THE UNDERGROUND -- A live concert performance from April 8, 1989 at The Underground. With Ed (a-go-go) on drums, 43 live songs may be more than you can handle! Crank it up! $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Asking God for Gum

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NOW I BLOW MY A-B-Cs -- Now on CD! The third release, featuring "Bongo-core" from his band Ed (a-go-go). 26 songs (one for each letter of the alphabet) include "Airport", "Butthead", "Tom Ate a Banana", "Whalin' the Shit Out of Guys" and "Used To Bullseye Whomprats". $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Yourself

I NEED A PENCIL SHARPENER -- Weird Paul's 2nd release from 1988. 32 songs include "Knock People Over", "Pizza Man, "My Heads on Fire", "Asking God For Gum", "Hackey Sack Rap" and "Im a Guitar". $6.00

Listen to Tracks: Forced Food Deliveries

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IN CASE OF FIRE THROW THIS IN -- The best selling of all Paul's homemade albums. First album from 1987. 32 songs include "(I Stole a) Bunsen Burner", "Chunk", "Simulated Wood", "My Father's Toe", "Bowl Cut" and "I Refuse to Pick Up the Grass". $6.00

Listen to Tracks: I Stole a Bunsen Burner

7"s!

I WAS A TEENAGE IDEALIST -- 1994 Weird Paul 7" (45 rpm record) features three songs not available anywhere else! "Insomnia", "I Worked in the Fields of a Small Organic Vegetable Farm" and the title track! A pressing of 500 copies. Available in black or red vinyl (please specify). $4.00

VIDEOCASSETTES!

WHO'S THAT IDIOT? -- This videotape is over an hour of "Weird Paul" live 1986-1989. Highlights of eleven different performances + 15 music videos. If you enjoy visual excitement...this is for you!! 105 mins! $8.00

" Weird Paul is the most amazing human being I've ever seen"

- Rich Schuler (of the band King Kong),
after watching WHO'S THAT IDIOT?

BLAZING BULKHEADS LIVE -- See Paul Petroskey & The Blazing Bulkheads live in a concert performance from August 1997! Includes the music video for "The Thing With Two Heads". 30 minutes. $6.00

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