ALBUM LENGTH WEIRD PAUL PETROSKEY RELEASES: CDs TAPES
CDS
I
PUNCH YOU! -- 2004
CD release from Weird Paul features the Mad Baby on the cover,
ready to knock your teeth out! 22 tracks
featuring "Beinhauer Mortuary", "Stain Stick", "Do It, Damnit" and "We
Love Computers". Don't you like it? No? Why not? - $6.00
THE
MESS OF WEIRD PAUL -- Paul
has written or co-written nearly 600 songs, but only part
of that vast catalog has been released. Now,
here are 27 more tunes that span the last 20 years! Mostly
outtakes from various recording sessions, the tunes span
all sorts of style and quality! Includes never-before heard
tracks like "Shark in the Bathtub", "I Wish I Was Dead", "I
Cover My Eyes" and "Pastaroni". Pick through the mess! $6.00
2001
-- "2001" has 24 tracks!
Featuring Weird Paul favorites like "Car Wreck (Cake)", "Kiss
Me Monster", "I Got Drunk at Chuck
E. Cheese", "X Says Kzzz" and "Where are My Colored Pencils?" Its
what you've been waiting for - new music for a new century!
$6.00
BILLY
JOEL LIKES CAKES -- From
the archives! Paul recorded some cassettes in 1988/1989, featuring
the "real", original lyrics
to all of Billy Joel's songs (sung right over top of them!).
All of these songs have now been collected, over ten years
later, and released on one CD! The fourteen songs include "Tell
Her About Cake", "You May Eat Cake", "Only the Good Eat Cake" and "The
Longest Cake". New CD release includes 3 bonus tracks - new
versions of "Only the Good Eat Cake", "You May Eat Cake" and "Uptown
Cake"!
Billy Joel's shocking lyrics about cake!! $6.00
YOUR
FAVORITE GUM -- 2000
release! Paul gives us 12 more soon to be classic songs to
chew on,
featuring the hit "Please Don't
Break My Atari"! Originally released by Home-aid recordings,
now re-released by Rocks & Rolling. $6.00
THE DAME THAT DROVE ME NUTS -- Finally
after three and a half years, Paul did a cassette in 99!
The 25 songs include "S & M
Jen", "My Cat Eats Moths", "Try the Christmas Drink!", "My Midget
Makes Me Mad" and "I Feel Like Im Gonna Cry, But I Feel Kind
of Happy"! The production quality overall is excellent! The first
of two Paul Petroskey releases (without the "Weird"). Still
Weird, though! $6.00
THE
BLAZING BULKHEADS -- In
1996, Paul put together a 4 piece band, which played 6 shows
over
the next year, when they broke
up all too early. These are the only recordings of "The Blazing
Bulkheads"! Hear "I Dropped My Almond Joy Bar", "Look! I'm
in Love", "Fun Guy With Fungi", "I Shouldn't've Bought This
Magazine",
plus 20 more on this tape (some are older Weird Paul songs
played by a real band!). Rock & roll that delivers! $6.00
UP!
THE
PROLIFERATION OF MATTER -- There
sure is a lot of stuff in the world! Where does it all come
from? Hard to say, but Paul
wants to do his part, so he's put out yet another tape! 27
new songs include "Human Eye", "I Got Fired From Silo", "Night
Shift" and "Miss
Sunny Head". Bring some more matter into your life! $6.00
BEST
SLED EVER -- 1995
finally brought Paul's first full length original release
since 91's
LO FIDELITY, HI ANXIETY. You can
tell its gonna be great right away from the picture of the
old woman on a sled! 26 new songs feature "Emergency", "Disgusting
Fish", "Cold Drinks", "Small Cash Prize" and "The Mad Bomber"!
Best ever? You decide! $6.00
UP!
WORM
IN MY EGG CREAM -- Weird
Paul (concept) album with 16 songs all titled "Worm in
My Egg Cream". The songs were all inspired
by a key scene in the movie "Squirm". Crazee and
hilarious! Not for the squeamish! $6.00
MY
LAST TAPE -- These
are the last songs recorded before Paul died. The first ones
ever to be recorded on four-track.
30 songs
of joy and pain (mostly pain) include: "Geraldo Made Me Kill", "I
Drank Barium", "Free Innoculations Today" and "Shoot Me Now".
1990 Weird Paul. $6.00
DOES
ANYONE WANT THIS? -- Not
really. But Paul will try anything. This 1989 release
has 32 great songs
including "Bank
Robber", "Two Xtra Dogs", Bono Bono Mono", "You Can Own Your
Own Home" and "Stop Spitting in the Rug". Truly the most! $6.00
LIVE AT
THE UNDERGROUND -- A live concert performance
from April 8, 1989 at The Underground. With Ed (a-go-go)
on drums, 43 live songs may be more than you can handle!
Crank it up! $6.00
UP!
NOW
I BLOW MY A-B-Cs -- Now
on CD! The third release, featuring "Bongo-core" from
his band Ed (a-go-go). 26 songs (one for each letter of
the alphabet) include "Airport", "Butthead", "Tom Ate a Banana", "Whalin'
the Shit Out of Guys" and "Used To Bullseye Whomprats". $6.00
I
NEED A PENCIL SHARPENER -- Weird
Paul's 2nd release from 1988. 32 songs include "Knock People
Over", "Pizza Man, "My
Heads on Fire", "Asking God For Gum", "Hackey Sack Rap" and "Im
a Guitar". $6.00
UP!
IN
CASE OF FIRE THROW THIS IN -- The
best selling of all Paul's homemade albums. First album from
1987. 32 songs include "(I
Stole a) Bunsen Burner", "Chunk", "Simulated Wood", "My Father's
Toe", "Bowl Cut" and "I Refuse to Pick Up the Grass". $6.00
TAPES
PINE N
LOSE - THE POETRY OF PAUL PETROSKEY -- With each order
Paul sent out between 1989 and 1999, he sent an original
poem. Now you can buy
a cassette of Paul reading all of the 100 plus poems he wrote!
This is a limited edition of only 10 copies. ONLY
1 LEFT, LAST CHANCE! cassette only $3.00
