GREENPEACE STOLE OUR HUBCAPS Greenpeace stole our hubcaps! Then they sat on their porch and drank beer and laughed They're not all they're cracked up to be They do a little more than save fish from the sea!

DUELING MAGICAL MUSICAL THINGS (this song is an instrumental, played on magical musical things)

YOU CAN OWN YOUR OWN HOME WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING MY HEART see DOES ANYONE WANT THIS?

(I STOLE A) BUNSEN BURNER see IN CASE OF FIRE THROW THIS IN